Friend: Oh so you're gay?
Me: Yeah last time I checked.
Friend: So what kind of girls do you like.
Me: Tomboy, androgynous and butch.
Friend: What? You don't like girly girls? That's weird, what's the point of being a lesbian then if you like girls who look like guys?
Me: See that corner over there? Why don't you go walk over there and go FUCK yourself.